What can we say about it?! Well…it’s a lot like a refrigerator. It’s about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... it makes ice and...No, actually, a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one.. you want to drink another woman. [10 beers later] So I says; "Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch..." [passes out]
Cover artwork by Jay Holmes.